FINANCIAL HOO-HAH!

BONNIE’S NOTE: TO EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN CALLING, THE MAYOR IS DOING JUST FIND. WE GOT SOME FLUIDS INTO HIM, AND A COUPLE OF MY SNICKERDOODLES, AND HIS BLOOD SUGAR WENT RIGHT BACK UP. THAT MAN JUST GIVES AND GIVES. GO TO WWW.VOTEGARNER.COM TO SEE THIS WEEK’S VIDEO UPDATE.

GOD BLESS VERNE, AND GOD BLESS AMERICA.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? DO I STINK?

Why won’t Winston Blank debate me? I’ve offered to meet him any time, any place, and he doesn’t respond. Is he AFRAID of me, or just afraid of the truth I’ve been spreading out on the campaign trail? Like the fella says, if you can’t handle the truth, don’t wear the uniform in the movie (BONNIE’S NOTE: YES, THAT WAS THE MAYOR’S EXACT QUOTE, I CHECKED MY NOTES THREE TIMES).

God bless Verne, and God Bless America.

THE PANDER GAME

With Bonnie gone this week (thank you nephew Danny for posting this), I don’t have many women on my side. And I sure could have used one. Have a look at this week’s video update on www.votegarner2008.com to see what I mean.

And yes, the drifter is going to be just fine.

God Bless Verne, and God Bless America.

HOME SWEET HOME!

Hey, have you ever gone away, looked around, and wondered how you ended up where you are? (BONNIE’S NOTE: Mr. Quinn doesn’t like it when I write these notes, so I’m not going to write any this week. So there!)

Let’s just say I had a few of those moments while I was taking my town-mandated four-week vacation. See, the town can’t afford to carry the Mayor’s salary for a full twelve months, so during August they basically tell Hizzoner Yours Truly to hit the road. And hit the road I did.

Folks, I saw stuff out there that would make you walk bow-legged. But I also talked to a lot of just plain folks. And you know what they told me? They’re tired of the same-old, same-old. And when they would hear I’m in politics, they’d say, “Hey, why don’t you do something about the same old, same old?” So that’s what I intend to do.

Unfortunately, my trusty secretary Bonnie didn’t realize she should take her vacation when I take mine, so she’ll be off next week (BONNIE’S NOTE: Who knew?). I’ll get going on taking care of the same-old, same-old when she gets back.

God Bless Verne, and God Bless America.