Sunday, September 14, 2008

THE PANDER GAME


With Bonnie gone this week (thank you nephew Danny for posting this), I don’t have many women on my side. And I sure could have used one. Have a look at this week’s video update on www.votegarner2008.com to see what I mean.

And yes, the drifter is going to be just fine.

God Bless Verne, and God Bless America.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I voted for Garn for class president in high school and I will vote for him for major. Even though Garn never took me to homecoming, he has the respect of this woman.
Goob Dunlap

Hobert Yodershire said...

Hey Garner,

I'm pretty sure that Zarelda kook's blade was more than 5 inches long. Why don't you get her arrested for carrying a concealed weapon.

My bigger questions is how did you ever get a hold of that Chessup Bruins mascot suit! Don't tell me you still had that from the time we liberated from their locker room after the football game in '77!

CITIZEN OF VERNE said...

DON'T GET ME WRONG I AM STILL SOLIDLY IN THE CORNER OF MAYOR GAYLORD ST. JOHN, BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT ZARELDA PAWS GAL HAS A LOT ON THE BALL. IF SHE CAN HANDLE GRIZZLY BEARS IT SAYS A LOT TO HER CHARACTER! THAT PHONEY LIMEY WINSTON BLANK DOESNT' DESERVE THAT KIND OF RUNNING MATE. GOSH, THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH DECISION! I STILL RESPECT YOU, MAYOR ST.GEORGE!

A VERNE CITIZEN

Bonnie said...

I just got in from my vacation at the governing institute of America. My gosh, I'm amazed at what is going on. Zarelda is two logs short of a load and that's firing up the citizens of Vern. Lordy...we are in bad shape with such silliness. Let's pull together and talk about the real issues.